Delicious Pants

I have cool friends.

For weeks J*Coy has been telling me he has a suprise for me. Then this last week he tells me "make sure you're in the Commons at lunch on Thursday"
Everyday I got the reminder "be in the Commons". Naturally I started to get nervous. Everyone reassured me I had nothing to worry about.
Then Wednesday these signs show up all over the school.


Did you catch that at the bottom?

Real smooth J*Coy. Real smooth.
Needless to say I was in the Commons at lunch on Thursday. And so was Delicious Pants. They called me up on stage and sang to me.
(Smalls and I at the beginning of lunch)(Doe Doe singing on stage)
(J*Coy and I on stage)
J*Coy wrote a song to ask me to Prom. But the only line I can remember was something about a rodeo clown. O.o
But how did I answer him you may ask.
How could I even compare to something as cool as that?
I found a way.
What started out as a mariatchi band quickly turned into just a group of friends goofing off writing a song.
My Response- to the tune of Viva La Vida
I got asked to prom,
by J*Coy
So we wrote a song
for that silly boy

I heard Delicious Pants was singing
They were so loud my ears were ringing
Something about a rodeo clown,
it creeped me out and I wanna leave town
for some reason I can't explain
They wont quit calling my name
ooooh boy..
bleeeeeech

It's been 'bout a week
you really had me beat
didn't know what to do
So we wrote this song for you

I heard Delicious Pants were singin'
they were so loud my ears were ringing
Somethin' about a rodeo clown,
it creeped me out and I wanna leave town
But for some reason I can't explain
your name doesn't rhyme with ANYTHING!
J*Coy ( 3x )
The Falcon J*Coy



We snuck into his 1st period class and sang it to him. Then I handed him a box. Inside the box a rubber band ball, consisting of about 200 rubber bands. The box had a note on top saying "oh wait wrong band" and instructions to unwrap the rubber band ball for his answer.
After 10 minutes of unwrapping rubber bands he found a note with my answer.
Which was a definate yes! Why would I go through all this trouble for nothing?


P.S. I decided to change everyone's names. For the sake of privacy and just for fun soooo don't think these are their real names because.... that would be kinda sad