Some People's Kids....

The people I call my friends... well they can be sorta weird
Here's some things I've heard them say

"If you were a muscle, you'd be really dense"
Mike

"You started using your high girl voices and I lost it" 
Ike

"If it poops in your hair I'll lick it out"

Senor Hunkmagnet

"Stop stabbing my nipple with your lightsaber!"
Teddy Bear Buddy

 "I want a pronounced jaw like you because it makes your neck look skinny and.... You have a nice head"
Ren

Senor Hunkmagnet: Staccato farts
DAndy: better than legato

"I don't think my love for food is strength of youth appropriate"
McKayKay

Me: Why do you have a loaf of bread?
Mike: Because the taste to cost ratio is better than school lunch.

Me: Senor Hunkmagnet just asked if he could give birth to cats, I told him he could.
Ren: No he can't! He doesn't have a uterus.

Me: Sunshine, wake up or I'll have to kiss you.
Sunshine: I guess I'll just have to stay asleep then.

I love my friends.